Published in Little Old Lady Comedy
Dear Children of the World,
It has been a privilege to bring you so much joy over the years. From posing at the mall while your parents questioned my authenticity, to sliding down your chimney and making those wishes come true, I’ve enjoyed every minute of my blessed career. But with a heavy heart, I regret to inform you that I’ve screwed up, and as a result, Christmas is unfortunately cancelled this year.
An Open Letter From Santa to the Children of the World: I Screwed Up.
